Surphing.com » Funny http://surphing.com Waves of the web... Thu, 30 Oct 2008 13:40:10 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 ©Pete Meyers/Phil Austin petertmeyers@gmail.com (Pete Meyers/Phil Austin) petertmeyers@gmail.com(Pete Meyers/Phil Austin) 1440 gadgets, technology Waves of the web... Pete Meyers/Phil Austin Pete Meyers/Phil Austin petertmeyers@gmail.com No no http://surphing.com/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/powered_by_podpress.jpg Surphing.com http://surphing.com 144 144 Todd Jones as Magglio Ordonez http://surphing.com/2008/06/26/todd-jones-as-magglio-ordonez/ http://surphing.com/2008/06/26/todd-jones-as-magglio-ordonez/#comments Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:10:49 +0000 Phil http://surphing.com/?p=91 In the middle of a rain delay, Detroit Tigers closer Todd Jones dons an Ordonez wig and shirt and does an awesome impersonation of Magglio Ordonez’s 2006 home run.

This is the original home run that Jones is reenacting.

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  1. If you hiccup and fart at the same time, your stomach will turn inside out.
  2. If you combine turkey, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce and one green vegetable, you get the chemicals which make LSD, which is why Thanksgiving always gets so freaky and everyone gets into fights.
  3. AIDS came from people French-kissing their dogs.
  4. The secret ingredient in Taco Bell 7-Layer Burritos is horse blood.
  5. Simon Cowell is actually from Oklahoma, and just talks that way on TV.
  6. If you fold a dollar bill a certain way, you can see Betsy Ross naked.
  7. Daddy Longlegs’ legs taste like spearmint.
  8. The inventor of Elmer’s Glue was born with horns, and that’s his picture on the bottle.
  9. Everyone who has ever beat Ninja Gaiden Black has died the next day.
  10. ABBA stands for “All-father Baal Beats Angels”.
  11. Yu-Gi-Oh! was supposed to have a new season but the FBI stepped in and shut it down under the Patriot Act, and no one knows why.
  12. The phrase “Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge” is propaganda created and promoted by the American Fudge Council.
  13. Girls don’t wear underwear in Canada.
  14. The film rating XXX is pronounced “kccchhggh”.
  15. If you have ever touched a baked potato without gloves, the government has your fingerprints on file.
  16. There is cocaine at the center of Polly-O String Cheese.
  17. If you play Paper Mario for exactly fifty-five hours, fifty-five minutes, and fifty-five seconds, you’ll get a cheat code that lets you play as Lara Croft…naked.

[woot]

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