TigerDirect.com has the Patriot Xporter 2gb Flash Drive for only $9. Get one while they last.

I’ve been waiting impatiently for this product to appear.  You can now control your buddies USB Missle Launcher with MSN Messenger.  Why would you NOT want to do that?  Just wait for him to point it at his face at point blank range and SURPRISE!  Unfortunately, the webcam attached to the top of the missle launcher does not come with crosshairs.

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If you’re both cheap and enjoy losing your eye thanks to a flying CD shard, take a look at this home-made USB Cooler. All you have to do is take an old CD, cut it up like a fan, melt it down so you can twist the shards, stick a cork in the middle, hook up a few wires to a little motor, hook that up to a USB port, and you’re good to go. If you’re really lucky, nothing will happen and you’ll get a nice breeze. If you’re unlucky, however, say goodbye to your corneas.